Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
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1.) Your name?
Nina
1.
Nine, as in nine millimeter handgun.
"I tuck two ninas on either side of my penis." - Eminem
"Nina, two ninas, a peice, they don't even see us..." - Eminem
2.
i. another word for awesome.
ii. the pringle man.
iii. another word for the best person in the world
iv. oh man did you see nina today, she looked totally nina!
v. the pringle man is nina.
vi. You are clearly not the best person in the world nina is.
[.... love Number 3 tho!!]
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2.) Your age?
17 (I'm jumping ahead as it is only a couple of weeks to go)
1.
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
2.
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
"How old are you?"
"17."
"Dude, that sucks..."
3.
A prime number that comes before 18 and after 16
i ate 17 peices of pizza. i dropped out of high school when i was 17. dude did you see that hot girl, she looked like she was 17
[yup, 17 sucks...SPM rawr]
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3.) One of your friends?
Yang
1.
A person with extreme skills or talent.
guy: dude wtf, he so frikin fast.
guy#2: yea, hes a Yang alright.
2.
Derivative of calling someone "young". Used to express endearment to a younger person.
Q:Whats really hood yang?
A:Nothing much son, just about this this murk this yang right here.
3.
Is a slang term for chinese food.
Hey y'all we are going to get yang....do you want to go? What do you want to eat?....Lets get some yang.
[lol]
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4.) What should you be doing?
Showering
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
[OMG I HAZ PENIS!! XDDDD]
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5.) Favorite color?
Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
[woah shieeeeeeeeeeet]
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6.) Birthplace?
Malaysia
Among the few countries in the world that still openly practices racism, only that in Malaysia it is much much more serious.
A usual scenario would be Malays enforcing the oppresive bumiputra rights which bans non-Malays from going into universities and applying to some scholarships. The Malays think they are the natives of the land and thus have the right to treat other people as immigrants although historically they themselves are immigrants from Sumatra. Despite what the UMNO politicians claim, the Chinese have been residing in Malaysia for more than 500 years and the Indians much much longer than that they can hardly be referred to as immigrants. The proper natives of Malaysia are the aboriginal tribes/Orang Aslis yet they are NEVER entitled to any bumiputra "privileges". Ironically instead the ingenious natives of Sabah and Sarawak who are themselves South Chinese origin are entitled to it, coincidentally because they are representated by their respective political parties in the BN. Even so, no other bumis have made it into unis sucessfully like the Malays. The other races, even if obtaining the best results in the country have no hope of getting a place of their choice, minimal chance if any. Even so, the unis are super-shitty and spurns out graduates who majority migrate in search of a better income (and away from the racist treatment of Malays), leaving the few "left-overs" which possess a super-retarded level of English fluency to fill in the severe umemployment in the economic sector. As the result the economy is run by super-retarded MALAYS and if not again by the contribution of the hardworking CHINESE and INDIAN as well as the often-loathed American investors Malaysia would implode upon itself by now thanks to Malaysian Brain Drain(tm) policy invented by "Malay genius" Mahathir.
Malays: MALAYSIA!I AM PROUD OF BECOMING YOUR CITIZEN!!MALAYSIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Chinese and Indian:Yay........whatever.
[o.O ......]
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7.) Month of your birth?
January
1.
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my boss will be hung over too
2.
Everyones favorite month!!
playing in the snow
snuggling by the fire,
and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.
January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk.
3.
The month it is best to have ass sex
Im going to have ass sex in January
[...... o.O]
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8.) Last person you talked to?
Tommy
1.
Person with undeniable sexual skills able to get poon daily.
2.
Thompson submachine gun
3.
Noun: a totally sexy kid who is so fine that all the girls want him and he is sweet at sports. Hes the kind of kid that your mom would want you to date.
verb: to "tommy" means to have the best sex ever with a girl
[LOL TEAHUH xD]
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9.) One of your nicknames?
Nin
1.
Abreviation for "nine inch nails", a totally awesome band.
2.
- An informal way to refer to a hamster. Perferably one that is demonic, evil, or bent on world domination.
- A person that acts as smart as a rodent that belives it can rule the world.
3.
A womans genitals. A vagina.
[Okeeeeeeeey..]
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I tags:
- You
- Your cat
- Your ****
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